|There's nothing quite like a little festive fun, The B&G-style.......|
The @homedad Christmas Checklist.....1) The Christmas Tree.
Bought (me); put up (me); decorated (The W); not much assistance (The B&G).
2) The Mince Pies.
Baked (me); eaten (me); better make some more (me, or perhaps the baker at Sainsburys, truth be told, he tends to do a better job).
3) The Presents.
Bought (The W); need to be wrapped (anyone but me).
4) The Excitement.
Unbearable (The B&G).
5) The Exhaustion.
Suffering from (me and The W); channelling into anti-social behaviour (The B&G).
6) The Drinks Cabinet.
Stocked (me); soon to be raided (me and The W).
7) The Calpol Cabinet.
Stocked (The W); could use something stronger (The B&G).
8) The Christmas CD.
Being played on a constant loop (The B); bleeding from the ears as a result of (me).
9) The Christmas Tree chocolates.
Hung on branches (The W); removed from branches (The B&G); eaten (The B&G).
10) The Letters to Father Christmas.
Handwritten (me); posted (The B&G).
11) The Decorations.
Put up (me and The W); pulled down (The B&G); put up again (me and The W); pulled down again (The B&G); ad infinitum.....
I don't think I've forgotten anything......