|Option Three: Not expected to lead to legal proceedings.......|
The G's top three current needs:
1) A good haircut.
2) Some strong tranquilisers, or perhaps just a small-fitting straitjacket.
3) A new scooter.
The first need, I cannot meet for risk of an ill-timed scissor slip and the threat, thereafter, of a divorce or, at the least, serious household sanctions.
The second is best avoided for fear that it could result in a court appearance.
The third might just be something I can provide, thanks, in the main, to the kind people at Micro Scooters Ltd.
More on this to follow, but for now, don't tell The G.
It's supposed to be a secret . . . .
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